英语趣味小故事

feel much better now. I hope to find the sriver as soon as possible. He helped me when I needed it most.Could someone help me find him,please?

我觉得好得多。我希望找到sriver尽快进行。他帮了我，当我需要它most.could有人能帮助我找到他，好吗？

1. "You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.

可怜的丈夫

“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”

2. When the young waitress in the café in Tom's building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned to Tom again. When Tom strolled over, she asked, "Are you single?"

"Why, yes," Tom replied, smiling at her broadly.

"So is my mom," she said. "Would you like to meet her?"

约会

在汤姆工作的大楼里有一个咖啡屋，那儿总有一位**每天都和他打招呼。汤姆有些受宠若惊，因为这位**看上去至少比他年轻15岁。一天她又对汤姆招手并示意汤姆过去。于是汤姆走了过去。她问道，“您现在是单身吗？” “对，是单身，”汤姆满脸堆笑的说。 “我母亲也是，”她说，“您愿不愿意见见她

3. Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

我的狗不识字

布朗夫人：哦，

亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！

史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！

布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”

英语趣味幽默小故事三则

#能力训练# 导语大多数小朋友都喜欢听故事，如果是英语故事的话，可以在听故事的同时学习英语知识。下面是 无 分享的简单的英语小故事精选10篇。欢迎阅读参考！

1.简单的英语小故事精选

A RAVEN saw a Swan and desired to secure for himself the same beautiful plumage. Supposing that the Swan's splendid white color arose from his washing in the water in which he swam, the Raven left the altars in the neighborhood where he picked up his living, and took up residence in the lakes and pools.

　But cleansing his feathers as often as he would, he could not change their color, while through want of food he perished.

　乌鸦非常羡慕天鹅洁白的羽毛。

　他猜想天鹅一定是经常洗澡，羽毛才变得如此洁白无 瑕。于是，他毅然离开了他赖以生存的祭坛，来到江湖边。

　他天天洗刷自己的羽毛，不但一 点都没洗白，反而因缺少食物饥饿而死。

2.简单的英语小故事精选

When the fox first saw1 the lion he was2 terribly3 frightened4. He ran5 away, andhid6 himself7 in the woods.

　The second time, however8, he came9 near the lion. He stopped at a safe distance10, and watched him pass by.

　The third time they came near one another.The fox went straight11 up to the lion, and stayed the whole12 day with him. He asked the lion how his family was, and when they would13meet again.

　They soon became good friends.

　狐狸第一次见到狮子时非常害怕，赶紧藏到森林里。

　当他第二次遇到狮子时，则站在附近看狮子经过。

　第三次遇到狮子时，他竟有胆量，走了上去，与狮子进行十分亲切的谈话。

　不久，他们变成了好朋友。

3.简单的英语小故事精选

Little boy and scorpion son

　There is a child in front of city wall to catch the grasshopper, and in a short while caught the lots of.Suddenly see a scorpion son, he to think is also grasshopper,

　Then two go to catch him.The scorpion son raises his poison to stab, say:" e, if you really dare to do like this, connect your grasshopper that catch to also would entirely lose."

　This story warns people, and want to distinguish the pure good man with the bad person, and distinct to treat them.

　小男孩与蝎子

　有个小孩在城墙前捉蚱蜢，一会儿就捉了许多。忽然看见一只蝎子，他以为也是蚱蜢，

　便着两手去捕捉他。蝎子举起他的毒 刺，说道：“来吧，如果你真敢这样做，就连你捉的蚱蜢也会统统失掉。”

　这故事告诫人们，要分辨清好人和坏人，区别对待他们。

4.简单的英语小故事精选

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

　由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你 妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。

5.简单的英语小故事精选

Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?" His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."

　两个男人正在穿过丛林，突然，一只老虎出现在远处，向他们冲来。 其中的一个人从包里拿出一双“耐克”鞋，开始穿上。另一个人惊奇地看着他说，“你以为穿上这个就可以跑得过老虎吗?” 他的朋友回答道：“我不用跑得过它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”

6.简单的英语小故事精选

One morning when a vixen was taking her babies out of the lair, she saw a lioness and her cub.

　Why do you have only one child, dear dame? asked the vixen.

　Look at my healthy and numerous children here, and imagine, if you are able, how a proud mother should feel.

　The lioness said calmly, Yes, just look at that beautiful collection. What are they? Foxes! Ive only one, but remember, that one is a lion.

　一天清早，雌狐狸带着她的孩子走出巢穴，看见了母狮子和她的孩子。

　为什么你只有一个孩子，夫人?雌狐狸问，看我这群健康的孩子，如果有能力，一个骄傲的妈妈应该多养一些孩子。

　母狮平静地说：是呀，看看这漂亮的一大群，他们都是狐狸!我只有一个，可他毕竟是一头狮子。

　贵重的价值在于质，而不在于量。

7.简单的英语小故事精选

A guy goes to visit his grandma and he brings his friend with him.

　一名男子带着朋友去探望他的祖母。

　While he's talking to his grandma, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.

　当他和祖母聊天时，他的朋友开始吃咖啡桌上放的花生，并把花生都给吃光了。

　As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandma, "Thanks for the peanuts."

　他们离开时，他的朋友对祖母说:"谢谢您的花生。"

　She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off."

　结果祖母说:"唉!自从我牙齿掉光后，我就只能吮掉花生豆外层的巧克力了。"

8.简单的英语小故事精选

Such a Long Dog

　Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.

　如此长的狗

　从前有个瞎子。一天，他正在行路时踩着了一只正在睡觉的狗的脑袋，狗汪汪汪地叫了一阵。这人又往前走，这回踩着的是另外一只狗的尾巴，狗又汪汪汪地叫起来。瞎子以为还是那条狗，惊诧地说：奇怪，这只狗可真够长的。

9.简单的英语小故事精选

The Ass and the Grasshopperan

　Ass having heard some Grasshoppers chirping， was highly enchanted; and， desiring to possess the same charms of melody， demanded what sort of food they lived on， to give them such beautiful voices。 They replied， "The dew。" The Ass resolved that he would only live upon dew， and in a short time died of hunger。

　驴和蚱蜢

　一只驴听到几只蚱蜢在叫，便觉得很趣味;于是也想得到同样趣味的音调，便问蚱蜢吃什么东西过活，以致于能有这样优美的声音。蚱蜢说：「露水。」驴子听了，从此以后也单吃露水过活，不久便饿死了。

10.简单的英语小故事精选

bat falling upon the ground was caught by a weasel, ofwhom he earnestly besought his life. the weasel refused,saying, that he was by nature the enemy of all birds. thebat assured him that he was not a bird, but a mouse, andthus saved his life.

　shortly afterwards the bat again fellon the ground, and was carght by another weasel, whom helikewise entreated not to eat him. the weasel said that hehad a special hostility to mice. the bat assured him thathe was not a mouse, but a bat; and thus a second timeescaped.it is wise to turn circumstances to good account.

　一只蝙蝠坠落到地面上来，被一只鼠狼捉住了，蝙蝠哀求讨饶。鼠狼不答应，说它自己最爱和鸟类为敌。蝙蝠便证明它自己不是鸟，只是一只老鼠，因此鼠狼就放了它。

　不久这只蝙蝠又坠落到地上来，被另一只鼠狼捉住，它同样地哀求讨饶。那鼠狼说它自己最恨老鼠，蝙蝠证明自己并不是老鼠，而是一只蝙蝠;因此，它第二次又安然地逃离危险了。随机应变乃聪明之举。

　?哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。?从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的?调剂品?。笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松，在人们的日常生活中起着重要调剂作用。下面我为大家带来英语趣味幽默小故事三则，欢迎大家阅读!

英语趣味幽默小故事：高薪

　A famous lawyer always lectured his office boy. He thought it was good for the boy although he didn't need it.

　One day it happened that the lawyer heard his office boy asked by the one employed next door, "How much does he pay you?" His office boy replied, "I get two thousand dollars a year. He pay some ten dollars a week in cash and the rest in his legal1 advice."

　一位著名的律师老是给他办公室的勤杂工讲课，认为这对他有好处，尽管他并不需要。

　有一天，这位律师偶然听到隔壁邻居的勤杂工问他的勤杂工：?他给你多少薪金?他的勤杂工回答说：?我的年薪是2000美元，他每周付给我10美元左右的现金，其余的都算做他给我上课的学费啦。?

英语趣味幽默小故事：突然涨价

　A man took his son to have an aching tooth pulled by the dentist. When it had been drawn1, the man was asked to pay ten dollars for it.

　"Ten dollars!" he exclaimed surprised and said to the dentist, "I know you only charge two dollars for pulling a tooth. Why do you raise the price at will(随意)?"

　The dentist said, "Yes, but your son cried out so loud that four other patients were frightened away."

　有个人带着他的儿子去找牙医给他拔掉一只痛牙。牙医把他的牙齿拔掉后，要这个人付10美元。

　这个人惊讶得大叫道：?10美元!我知道你拔一只牙是只收2美元，为什么任意涨价呀?

　牙医说：?没错，可是你的儿子喊叫得那么凶，把另外四个病人都吓跑了嘛!?

　英语趣味幽默小故事：心不在焉

　A man was getting very absent-minded. One evening he went to visit a friend and chatted with him for about two hours. When he was going to leave, his friend asked, "How is your family?" The absent-minded man suddenly exclaimed. "Good heavens! I forget my wife is having a fit(大发脾气)."